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Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.

1.) Your name?
1. MICHEL
Originally an adaptation by the French for the given name Michael during the medieval period. Currently it is the name given to a son by a mama who never won a spelling bee or did not have $250 to buy another vowel.
1. Michel sister's name is Barbra (also missing 'a' )

2. Michel is a cross-dresser and gets free drinks on Ladies night saying it's pronounced "Michelle." The lack of camel-toe may at times, however, be noticeable.

3. French writer Michel Verne was the son of Jules Verne

4. When online, Michel can pose as either sex when looking for either sex.

(WTF???... That's what I get for having a french name in an english world.)


2.) Your age?
25
The age at which one can finally rent a car in the United States without being charged enormous amounts of money and without having to sign thousands of papers for that matter.

So, a half-blind 70-year-old just got his license, rents a car a kills 5 people is more acceptable than a 24-year-old who has been driving for up to 10 years without an accident.
"How was your trip to New York?"

- "Fuck that! I got stabbed and mugged in the subway because I woulda had to pay $100 more per day for renting a car cuz im not 25 yet!"

(Maybe this is a good year to shop for a car now.)


3.) One of your friends?
2. Jean
a name that means your parents must have really hated yo ass and named you after a pair of clothings
Yo bitch... we gonna call you Jean... 'cause you have a nappy face.

(I'm so sorry, Jean )


4.) What should you be doing?
Looking for an apartment isn't defined yet.

(Wow...)

5.) Favorite color?
2. Blue
The feeling when u wake up at 7 in the morning and remembering it's a monday.
"i got the monday blues"

(... I know the feeling.)


6.) Birthplace?
1. New Brunswick:
a canadian province on the east coast of canada, right beside maine. part of the maritimes beautiful woods, wicked beer.
"i'm from new brunswick"
"where?"

(When you have to write the name of your province to get a response, you know you're actually from 'Nowhere'.)


7.) Month of your birth?
1. december
The month in which the hottest women are born.
That girl is FINE! She must have been born in December.

(Damn right!)

8.) Last person you talked to?
1. Kris
A nickname for a person with a general intelligence similar to that of a five year-old. Often completely oblivious to the world around them.
Person 1: Aren't Muslims peaceful people that love America?
Person 2: C'mon Kris, that question was stupider than your mama's cholo!

(Okaaaayyyy...)


9.) One of your nicknames?
1. Polk
Gangster as fuck. Not giving a shit about something.
What you know bout that polk shit


(... Daaaaamn.)

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You know what? That was fun! Weird, but fun!